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Why did the chicken cross the road?

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Jack Nickolson: ‘Cause it #$@&! wanted to! That’s the *&#@*! reason!

Mark Twain: The news of it’s crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Want to read more clever clucking? Go here.

Here’s another question: Why is Deborah crossing the pond?

To go to Chicken Camp! With Bob Bailey! In Borlange, Sweden!

Chickens have been on my mind ever since Sadie’s and my first trainer, Nana Will, regaled me with stories about learning the mechanics of operant conditioning from Bob Bailey and Marian Breland Bailey in Arkansas back in the day. Nana studied with them for hundreds of hours and eventually brought Bob and Marian to Boulder to teach a class for local dog trainers. That was long before Sadie’s day.

My excellent expotition to chicken-land (aka The House of Learning) begins Friday evening, May 6, and, to add a bit of excitement, I’m not sure when I’ll be returning.

You see I signed up for three 5-day consecutive workshops in May. Unfortunately, I learned last week that the third workshop was cancelled. The problem is, I can’t change my return flights until I travel the first leg of the trip from Denver to Stockholm. Only after I arrive in Stockholm can I reschedule my return flights. Thank you Orbitz!

I hope I’ll be returning home on May 22, but maybe not. Worse things have happened than being forced to spend a few days knocking around lovely Sweden chasing down gravlax with swigs of brännvin (schnapps).

I’m not planning on blogging while I’m hanging with the hens. Each of the two workshops is 5-days long and 8 hours per day. That’s 40 hours each!

The bad news? I’m anticipating exhaustion and brain fry. The good news? Sweden is one of the heaviest coffee-drinking countries in the world. I’ll be doing my part to help Sweden maintain her reputation for world-class coffee consumption. Feel the buzzzzz.

See you all later!

In the meantime, check out these chickens!

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Steve Brown is my go-to expert when I have questions about dog food. He’s the originator of the first frozen commercial raw-meat diet for dogs, Steve’s Real Food (he’s since sold the company) and the author of three books, one of which I want to tell you about today, See Spot Live Longer the ABC Way: Overcoming the limitations of dry dog food with just two small changes.

I’ve been conferring with Steve ever since Sadie was a puppy and suffered from regular bouts of diarrhea and vomiting during the first year of her life. He helped Sadie and me get on track with a diet that’s been working fabulously for her. I wrote about our excursion through the wild and wooly world of doggie diets in a previous post, “What’s a Dog to Eat?”

This time I called Steve with a let’s-get-real conundrum put to me by my friend, Kathy. She said “I know feeding my dogs a fresh food diet would be best. But, I have four dogs! I don’t have the time, money, or inclination to prepare meals for them. I don’t even make meals for myself. I eat take-out and feed Casey and the gang premium kibble. Still, I grill the occasional salmon steak for my dinner, and I’d like to do a little something more for my guys, but what?”

When I called Steve with Kathy’s question I had no idea that he had recently released a new e-book in which he addresses this very issue. I was expecting our conversation to result in few tips I could pass on to Kathy, but a book? What a nice surprise.

Full disclosure: Steve suggested I download See Spot Live Longer the ABC Way: Overcoming the limitations of dry dog food with just two small changes at no cost. I did and here’s what I think. It’s a great resource for people who feed kibble, even top-of-the-line kibble.

Steve’s underlying assumption is that in a perfect world we would feed our dogs an ancestral diet comprised of whole, fresh foods. Some of us do exactly that or something close to it. Many of us, though, 90% according to Steve, are like my friend Kathy who feeds her dogs kibble.

How can Kathy kick it up a notch, to borrow a phrase?

Steve suggests overcoming the limitations of dry dog food by making two small changes:

  1. Make one day a week “ABC day.”
  2. Use dry foods wisely.

ABC Day

You’re probably wondering what on earth is an ABC Day? It ‘s the one day a week that you feed your dog whole foods in place of their regular kibble. The ABC menu consists of sardines, fresh meat, eggs, and left over vegetables like broccoli stalks, bruised outside leaves of romaine lettuce, watermelon rinds, and other goodies.

What does ABC stand for?

(A) ADD high-quality protein

(B) BALANCE fats

(C) COMPLETE nutrition with nutrients available only in fresh foods.

In addition to quality protein and other fresh foods, Steve is all about feeding your dog healthy fats from whole foods like sardines and eggs, whenever possible, and making sure the variety of fats fed are balanced. In my experience, Steve’s careful attention to fats is missing from most discussions about dog food, homemade or processed.

Best of all, Steve provides easy-to-follow, simple recipes combining protein, fats, and veggies. He suggests portion sizes for dogs of specific weights, and advises you on how to vary the proportions of protein and fats depending on the type of kibble you normally feed. How cool is that?

It’s important to note, that the ABC recipes are intended to be fed only once a week in combination with a regular processed food diet.

If you want to feed your dog a whole food diet more often than once a week then I suggest you look at Steve’s second most recent book, Unlocking the Canine Ancestral Diet. It’s one of three books highly recommended by Mary Straus in “Read All About It: The best books on feeding your dog a homemade diet,” published in the March 2011 issue of the Whole Dog Journal (Volume 14, Number 3).

Use Dry Foods Wisely

I love this tip! Steve is not merely suggesting that you buy expensive, premium kibble and be done with it. In fact, he’s not even a fan of the highest priced brands. He’s all about storing and using recently manufactured kibble properly so you avoid rancid fats, vitamin and mineral loss, and contamination that can occur with poorly used dry foods.

For example, Steve suggests buying a recently produced, basic kibble—no fish, fish meal, fish oils, or other special ingredients like probiotics and glucosamine all of which go bad a short time after manufacturing. It’s healthier for your dog, and probably less expensive in the long run, if you add them separately yourself. And, as for the fish oil? Try feeding your dog a can of whole sardines packed in water once or twice a week, which, if you go the ABC route, your dog will get on his fresh, whole food day.

Steve also suggests buying kibble in small quantities and using it up quickly to preserve freshness and nutritional value. He wants your dog to get the most nutrition for your money. That’s what he means by “using dry foods wisely.”

A Few Other Things I Like about this Book

See Spot Live Longer the ABC Way is short, easy to read, and beautifully illustrated. Steve has distilled complicated nutrition science, some of which he wrote about in great depth in Unlocking the Canine Ancestral Diet, into easy-to-digest, tantalizing tidbits of common sense.

You can download See Spot Live Longer the ABC Way right now for $4.95 by clicking here.

Unlocking the Canine Ancestral Diet is also available at Steve’s website, See Spot Live Longer.

Bon appetit!

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(UPDATE: 4/26/11

From Change.org: “The petition has been updated to include a call for the removal of “Dog Bucks,” the app that supports the original Dog Wars game. While Dog Wars can no longer be found in the Android Market, Google continues to condone the illegal and cruel dog fighting culture by keeping the app running and Dog Bucks available for purchase. Google has not yet released a statement regarding the removal of Dog Wars.”)

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I hesitated after reading an email from change.org requesting me, along with other bloggers, to amplify the pressure on Google to block a dog fighting app for Android smartphones called “Dog Wars: Raise your dog to beat the best” (by Kage Games, LLC) in which the user trains, waters, feeds, and fight dogs. Change.org says:

This app makes a game out of dog fighting — celebrating cruelty against animals and contributing to the attttude that there’s nothing wrong with using animals in bloodsports. This type of media fuels animal abuse and breed specific legislation, which costs innocent dogs their lives. …

Disgusting? Totally. Vile? Certainly. Despicable? Absolutely. Inciting? Quite possibly.

Then, why my initial equivocation?

My thoughts immediately jumped to what I thought for sure were a slew of smartphone apps depicting the rape and murder of women. (I mean, why not? That stuff is everywhere else in cyber space.)

I felt uneasy about petitioning against dog fighting and not violence against women. I tend not to think in terms of either/or, but rather both/and. If dog fighting and rape are promulgated on smartphone apps, then shouldn’t we lobby Google to block both of them?

While I was certain about the dog fighting app, I wasn’t sure about violence against women apps. I thought I should look around. What did I find? Thousands of Android “adult” apps—typical, sexist, woman objectifying junk. But, unless I missed something, and I well might have since my patience for this excursion into the seamy underbelly of the wide world of smartphone apps quickly wore thin, atrocities committed against women didn’t jump out.

“It is just a video game,” the creator of the Dog Wars app retorts, attacking people who express their offense. Gee. Where have I heard that before?

Pornography was one of the topics we studied when I taught Women Studies at the University of Colorado at Boulder. “It’s just a fantasy,” the purveyors and consumers of pornography insisted.

What did the research on pornography say? Some studies concluded that viewing violent pornography, in particular, if not inciting college-age men to similar acts, tended to inure them to the impact of those acts on real-life victims. Other research found that after consuming pornography, subjects, again college-age males, were more likely to think that real women should look and behave like the women did in pornography.

It seems to me, that Dog Wars could have a similar, if not worse, effect, because the user is an active participant in the app. For example, Dog Wars instructs the user to “train to dogfight” and “juice your dog.” Controllers are encouraged to inject the virtual dogs with steroids and to set up a dog fighting business to win virtual money. Change.org notes that, “One dedicated player created a video of tips, such as using the guns in the game for protection in police raids. The video also includes photos of dogs tagged with known fighting lines and puppies for sale.” (Italics mine)

I agree with change.org:

Dog fighting is a felony across all 50 states. “Dog Wars” promotes violence and creates a virtual community for a very real crime. Like many sites, Android Market’s policies don’t specifically address animal cruelty, but do state: “Android Market should not be used for unlawful purposes or for promotion of dangerous and illegal activities.”

Android, owned by Google, shouldn’t be allowing this type of app in its market. Tell Android/Google to block “Dog Wars” and stop condoning animal cruelty.

7 things you can do towards removing the Dog Wars app from Google’s Android Market:

  1. Sign the change.org petition: Tell Android to Block Dog Fighting App.
  2. Share the petition with your followers and friends and Twitter and Facebook.
  3. Report the game, Dog Wars, to Android Market on their “Report Inappropriate Apps” page.
  4. Grab the widget for the petition and post it on your blog.
  5. Write a blog post encouraging others to take action.
  6. Join the Facebook protest at Against Game ‘Dog Wars’ https://www.facebook.com/nodogwars
  7. Send an email to Google’s Android Central and to press@google.com telling them to remove the Dog Wars app from Android Market. Here’s a sample letter from change.org:

Dear Google,

I am writing to ask you to remove “Dog Wars” and block Kage Games, LLC from the Android Market.

In this app, users can feed, water, train and fight virtual dogs. While its creators say “it is just a video game,” they also provide tips to their users such as “steroids will help you get stronger but just like real life you still gotta train for max effect.”

By allowing this app, Google/Android is condoning animal cruelty and creating a community for a very real crime. Dog fighting is a felony across all 50 states.

Dog Wars is listed as “A game that will never be in the iPhone app store.” Not because of a preference for your platform, but because the creators don’t believe Apple would allow such a violent, offensive game. Since your policy states: “Android Market should not be used for unlawful purposes or for promotion of dangerous and illegal activities,” this app should not be allowed on your site either.

I urge you to take a stand against felony animal cruelty and remove this app that glorifies dog fighting from the Android Market.

Thank you.

[Your name]

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